A big thank you for those who tweeted @TheDavidVickery, I’ve been ho ho ho ing at your entries, ever since. And I’m now ho ho hoping that’s the end of it!
After hours of careful deliberation, I declare Janine Cooper the winner with her:
"Oops, I must have swallowed my beard. No wonder my Ho Ho ho's are sounding a bit dodgy today"
So @JanineCooperM I’ll be sending you a bottle of bubbly via the hire sleigh from Majestic Wine.
Here’s a roundup of the other entries:
Ken Watson’s: “And I hereby renounce the capitalist hegemony of Christmas by awarding the winner of my caption competition a bottle of champagne". (with apologies to Russell Brand).
A not so Christmassy theme from Eddie Dawonderful @Dawonderful made me laugh: "Easter Eggs now just two for £1!"
While both Simon Rushton and Daniel Pidcock got into the Christmas spirit with @rushtononradio suggesting: "Errrm... Didn't your agent mention it?! We're actually looking for the voice of Satan"
And Daniel Pidcock @drippabox opting for "Alas, poor Ruldolf! I knew him..."
As for Val Horton’s suggestion: “I’m coming out in the new year as a Tony Blackburn impersonator.” – that’s one person off my Christmas list! Really I look nothing like him! No, really. REALLY. REALLY. REALLY.
Thanks for listening and have a great Christmas!
Published 17 December 2014